rednapped

One ugly mutha fucker, that looks like Harry Rednapp !!
A person who has a face like car crash victim.

To be beaten and left with a face like Harry Rednap , also know as a Wilson

To be Rednapped is too have a scary face that scare's children

That guy was so badly beaten he looked Harry Rednap
ye he was Rednapped !

by Jamie Rednap September 16, 2007

tednapped

To be accosted unwittingly and involuntarily by one's boss, Ted, and held captive for several meaningless hours. To be forced to listen to circular logic and endless blathering. To be held under duress and forced to listen to sentences beginning with, "...and because...". See also: McSuckIt.

CO-WORKER 1: "What happened to you at lunch?"
CO-WORKER 2: "Aww, shit, man...I got Tednapped."

"I was Tednapped for approximately 1 hour and therefore unprepared for my morning meeting. AGAIN."

CO-WORKER 1: "I got Tednapped by McSuckIt because you were out sick!"
CO-WORKER 2: "Sorry, dude."

"I took a Tednapping for the team."

by Hilda Von Tednap June 19, 2006

bednapped

The state of being held hostage by your bed

I can't come into work today as I've been bednapped.

My bed is refusing to let me leave it this morning

by Mandzcuz April 15, 2016

Rednaked

red-naked rednecks that are or soon to be naked. The act of a redneck getting naked. In general a naked redneck, or nude hillbilly.

Two rednecks are sitting around talking, one redneck gets up and starts taking off his clothes and says, "Look baby I'm rednacked!"

Its hot in here I'm bout' to be rednaked!

by Rednaled Cornbread May 16, 2020

redsnapper

A girl on her period will have a redsnapper

Damn Shirley had a redsnapper last night when I boned her.

by -=FATE=- Redsnapper May 14, 2008