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Randy Bedwell 

This is the type of person that would leave his family for some ugly old bitch across the street. He would leave everything behind for a GILF from church. Don't be a Randy, Randy lost everything for an old whore.
"Hey look! There's a Randy Bedwell going to look at Christmas lights." "Oh never mind, he's going to cheat with his whore."
Randy Bedwell by Cheatin'Ass July 10, 2018
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The most awesomest guy in the world. Scratch that, in space and everything that ever exsisted. he's funny, an idiot -in a good way- and sweet!

he can always make someone feel better, very caring, , very understanding and loving.

Best effing friend ever.
badella...
Badella by xxa June 28, 2011
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Bedelia is a best person to be around with as when we were feeling down,she will always be there to help us. Bedelia loves to care for others and show care & concerns to her peers. She has a strength in helping others who is in need.
Bedelia is just being Bedelia
Bedelia by Bykzykl January 27, 2021

bekellyful 

becca is not bekellyful
bekellyful by ts fs hs ds March 18, 2023

Gruzzo Benelli 

Gruzzo Benelli (or simply Gruzzo) is earth's most wanted criminal. No one really knows who this guy is, but everyone knows about the legendary google meet hijack he did back in 2020. If someone says that they know who G. B. is, they are 100% cappin'.
Me: yo do you remember about the infamous 2020 hijack that Benelli did?
Masterga: yeah, totally man, that dude is a legend
Or
Person 1: im Gruzzo Benelli
Me & everyone else: stop cappin' and kys
Gruzzo Benelli by Gruzzo benelli February 17, 2022

Amelia Bedelia 

The protagonist of the American children's books written by Peggy Parish...The original troll from your childhood.
Mr. Rodgers asks Amelia Bedelia to get arms for his chair.

"Oh...oh god, Amelia," stammered Mr. Rodgers asks her backed up.

"Where did you get the arms for that chair--"

He stopped before finishing the sentence.

"N-no, dont answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to--"

Amelia Bedelia had gotten real human arms.
Amelia Bedelia by ueue June 12, 2016
1. Best gun money can buy
2. Spits extra virgin olive oil
3. Doesn't jam(unlike Remington's)
He is such a benelli. A sexy, handsome, and reliable man. Or he is so benelli in the room. So amazing and always reliable in bed.
benelli by Benelli November 10, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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