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bed pirate

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.
The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.
by DiDi November 8, 2004
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BeePirateHooker

Hot scenexqueen, bebo princess, online celebrity and photographic model... will always give you a shout-out and may possibly accuse you of sleeping with your dad.
BeePirateHooker: You slept with your Dad.
Guy: What do you think I am? Desperate?
by BeeFan2k12 February 10, 2012
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