bed pirate

one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold.

The sex was fantastic, but he was such a freakin' bed pirate I finally had to move out.

by DiDi November 8, 2004

BeePirateHooker

Hot scenexqueen, bebo princess, online celebrity and photographic model... will always give you a shout-out and may possibly accuse you of sleeping with your dad.

BeePirateHooker: You slept with your Dad.
Guy: What do you think I am? Desperate?

by BeeFan2k12 February 10, 2012