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beer balls

the phenomenon where an otherwise timid individual has consumed enough beer that he begins shit-talking to anything he comes in contact with and has the illusion that he could defend himself when someone tries to kick his ass because of that shit-talking (i.e. - the drunk grows a set of balls - beer balls); this person's tendency to shit-talk decreases with his blood-alcohol level.
"I could not believe the shit that fool was talking. I'm glad I kicked his ass."

"He was drunk. I guess he had a set of beer balls."
beer balls by d-lishus December 9, 2008

Bieber Balls 

Bieber Balls is an insult used on sombody who has small testicles.
Girl: I was going to go out with Kevin, but Jenny told me he had Bieber Balls.
Bieber Balls by Masonator97 September 17, 2010

Beer Balls

When a man is so intoxicated that he cannot bust a nut during sexual intercourse.
We went at it for an hour but I had beer balls so I had to call it quits.

Beiber-balls

Undescended testicles, typically referring to a pre-pubescent male.
Everyone made fun of his voice because he was the only boy in his grade who still had Beiber-balls.
Beiber-balls by McSupercool28 June 9, 2010

bieber balls 

having extremely small testicles and a high pitched voice.
"Did you hear that kid singing, his voice is so fucking high, it's annoying!"
"Yea, he probably has bieber balls"
bieber balls by kopis January 1, 2012

Bieber Balls 

When someones testicles are so small their voice squeaks and sounds auto-tuned like Justin Bieber.
That poor boy he's got the worst case of Bieber Balls I've ever seen, and he's probably gay too.
Bieber Balls by CplMcMuffin September 22, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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