beavpecker 

A older dark haired male that works on cars. Loves to drive with the windows down so it can swish its hair back and forth like a super model when other cars approach. When no ones home, the beavpecker wears its daisy dukes and twerks it! It loves its horror movies, it knows how to party like friday the 13th at halloween on elm street. Closely associated to gnomes. It loves bacon. If you happen to run across a beavpecker, throw it bacon & run for your life!!

Your cousin made this up for you beavpecker. booty gnome male cars bacon

beavpecker by bobbasquachemoose August 29, 2016

breadpecker

When your pecker smells like yeast

Jeremy: Dude... my shit itches.

Terry: lulz! You have breadpecker!

breadpecker by werem00se March 4, 2008

the columbian beanpicker 

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

the columbian beanpicker by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008