beavpecker

A older dark haired male that works on cars. Loves to drive with the windows down so it can swish its hair back and forth like a super model when other cars approach. When no ones home, the beavpecker wears its daisy dukes and twerks it! It loves its horror movies, it knows how to party like friday the 13th at halloween on elm street. Closely associated to gnomes. It loves bacon. If you happen to run across a beavpecker, throw it bacon & run for your life!!

Your cousin made this up for you beavpecker. booty gnome male cars bacon

beavpecker by bobbasquachemoose August 29, 2016

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breadpecker

When your pecker smells like yeast

Jeremy: Dude... my shit itches.

Terry: lulz! You have breadpecker!

breadpecker by werem00se March 4, 2008

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the columbian beanpicker

when you are in a fight, the opponent tries to kick you and you grab their leg, you then take your thumb and your index finger and "pick" off their tesicles like beans.

Ted: So Jack how did you do in that fight with Timmy.
Jack: He was being cheap trying to kick me so i gave the columbian beanpicker.

the columbian beanpicker by Travis Tackett June 17, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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