beaver head

This is when you have to shit so bad some of the shit is sticking out your ass, thus looking like a beaver head coming out.

I can't sit down right now I have a beaver head poking out.

by Justin S February 9, 2005

fat headed beaver

Is someone who has facial features that resemble a beaver, i.e. preferably buck teeth and beady eyes.
Oh yeah and has an abnormally large head.

Mate you need to sort out your image u look like a fat headed beaver.

by Ringsting February 28, 2008

Beaverhead

When a woman sits on your face so you can eat her pussy and it messes up your hair. Sort of like bed head, but after aggressively eating her beaver.

I know Harvey said she didn't sit on his face, but bro has a bad case of beaverhead! I think he's lying.

by BG00d July 22, 2024

purple headed womb beater

A name synonimous with the turgid penis

I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater

by grem November 3, 2003