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The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner
Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group
turgid by PTV October 22, 2006
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a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
Turgid by Bussell November 12, 2003
adj. something that is gross or unseemly
Man, that is a turgid baby.
turgid by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006
A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"
Turgid by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003
That ewe is very turgid
Turgid by Herbie123 October 14, 2020

turgid-love-rocket 

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
turgid-love-rocket by Mark November 24, 2003

turgid reflex 

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning
turgid reflex by wailedekim April 20, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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