Skip to main content
a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P
Turgid by Bussell November 12, 2003
adj. something that is gross or unseemly
Man, that is a turgid baby.
turgid by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006
A word used to describe something or someone annoying.
Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!"
Turgid by Dave Catmur December 2, 2003
That ewe is very turgid
Turgid by Herbie123 October 14, 2020

turgid-love-rocket 

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.
Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard
turgid-love-rocket by Mark November 24, 2003

turgid reflex 

I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning
turgid reflex by wailedekim April 20, 2009