beaver face 

A term used to define an over thirties man who has all the following characteristics:

1. A goatee
2. Bald or balding
3. Spectacles (rounded)
4. A gut
5. An inflated opinion of himself

He is likely to have a Harley-Davidson and come from Canada/U.S. although the phenomenum is spreading to the U.K.. Particularly common in English language schools abroad.

What the new guy like?
- Another damn beaver face. Where do they make them?

beaver face by Joe Peters October 14, 2007

Beaver Face 

n.
a person whose face resembles a beaver with such characteristics like bucked teeth

See Miley Cyrus

Person 1: Have you ever notice that Miley Cyrus looks like a

beaver?

Person 2: Yeah, she's such a beaver face

Beaver Face by make.a.wish December 10, 2009

beaver face 

A facial expression made when:

1. Someone thinks you're crazy because of your actions or how your dressed.

2. A person is confused about something.

3. Someone sees something that grosses them out.

Coined by the blogger "Rockchild"

Examples:

1. Why is she giving me the beaver face? There's nothing hanging from my nose!

2. With the overbite he's packing, I'll hate to see his beaver face.

3. One more beaver face from you and I'll donate your ass to a zoo!

beaver face by e-Katja January 8, 2007

Peter with a Beaver Face 

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

Beaker Face 

a term for a person with a less-than-defined/nonexistent chin. in reference the muppet character, "beaker".

guy1: hey bro, you should date my gf's bff jill.
guy2: nah bro, jill has a total beaker face.
guy1: she's not that bad.
guy 2: ಠ_ಠ

Beaker Face by deetoo February 4, 2012

Beaner Face 

A normal Mexican American male that speaks only english, but has a very strong beaner face. The face of an aztec warrior. The face of a person you don't like right from the start.

DILL: Hey man, the new guy Hector is fucking hilarious bro!!

TRENT: Yeah, I wasn't really paying attention, his silly beaner face made me want to hide my wallet!

Beaner Face by AeSGreat May 7, 2011

beaverface

a less sever form of cuntface or cunthead

Yo, beaverface, get out of my way. You annoying the hell out of me, beaverface.

beaverface by i swear to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005