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a female who is short and light enough to be picked up and fucked senseless, requiring as little effort as beating off with a sock.
"Dude, look at that beatsock over there, I bet she weighs like 100 pounds!"

"Yeah you could totally throw her all over the place!"
beatsock by seewalk@ July 25, 2011
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Beatstock 

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults
That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out
Beatstock by Kcrown December 12, 2015

beatcock syndrome 

you beat your cock until it bleeds
my cock hurts bro i think its bleeding do i have beatcock syndrome?

beatstock 

A whole group of girls that are ugly as sin
ohh gross man, did you see those chicks??

yeahh man, they're mad beatstock
beatstock by diggity diggs February 15, 2009
To be come a sock when married
I heard you were a beasock
beasock by Loser0560 November 19, 2020

BeatCock 

BeatDr0p's Final Form
"BeatDr0p: I Will Now Transform Into My Final Form"

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

"BeatCock: THE WORLD SHALL KNOW PAIN"
BeatCock by Pengin>:) October 7, 2021
when you are in a physical altercation and someone (you or the opponent) restrain the other and beat them off against their will until they submit
bro, ryan and mark went at it and mark IMMEDIATELY threw dude into a beatlock. right in front of his dad too”

“i want a good clean fight. no gouging, no fishhooks, and no beatlocking”
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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