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ass beating 

A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.

Preferably with a nail club
Bitch is getting an ass beating next time I see him.
ass beating by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007

Educational Ass Beating 

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
Educational Ass Beating by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Kamikaze ass beating 

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges
Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

Fruit ass beating 

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
Fruit ass beating by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021

Selective Ass Beating 

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"

Ass Betting 

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.
Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!
Ass Betting by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006