beatfuck

To physically abuse your partner, typically a woman, during sex.

Last night I was with this girl and it turned into beatfucking. She asked me to strangle her while she was riding me.

by Beatfucker May 11, 2008

batfuck

Totally insane; insane enough to fuck a bat.

May be used adverbially as an intensifier (e.g. "batfuck crazy") or on its own as an adjective.

You little sister is completely batfuck crazy. She was trying to smoke a coathanger.

Yea, she's totally batfuck man.

by Pipe Downn January 20, 2009

beastfuck

When you're fucking someone with such tenacity that they (and most likely you) lose the ability to formulate words or thoughts having to do with anything besides getting fucked harder, thus at the level of dumb BEASTS.

Oh, I beastfucked her. All she could do was make noises like a paint can being shaken.

by Jack of Facts April 9, 2011

beanfuck

Exclamation of extreme distaste, used when a simeple "Fuck!" just would not do.

I hit my car with a bazooka!
Beanfuck!

by Tristan the Magnificent April 28, 2004

beastfuck

To have sexual intercourse with someone repugnant, usually in such a way as to avoid looking at them.

Tony: "Would you fuck her?"
Steve: "Hell no. She's a beast."
Tony: "Well, then beastfuck her."
Steve: ". . ."

by Big Steve June 30, 2004

batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 24, 2004

batfuck

n. a social event or dance to which the gentlemen involved invite the ugliest skanks that can be found in time for the occasion. A prize is usually awarded to the guy who brings the broad judged worst.

"Hey John. What say we organize a batfuck for Saturday night next."

"Kewl man! We haven't had one of those since last spring, and I know just the perfect hog. Yowsa!"

by Ragnarok7 April 13, 2007