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beastimal 

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.
Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.
beastimal by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

BEASTIALITY 

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY
BEASTIALITY by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011

beastiality necrophiliac

One who enjoys having sex with dead animals.
ewww! you said your a beastiality necrophiliac?!?

beastiality 

A common way to incorrectly spell wordbestiality/word.

Sexual intercourse involving a human and a lower animal.
Thems farm boys sure luvs them the beastiality!
beastiality by Omniverse March 29, 2003