beastsexual 

Man raping horse

John: hi Ollie what is your sexuality

Ollie: I’m beastsexual

John: what does that mean
Ollie: it means I molest horses
John: oh

beastsexual by Twigtwat December 10, 2020

Beansexual 

someone who is attracted to Beans

Person:What's your sexual orientation

Other person:Beansexual

Beansexual by Lord beansworth April 27, 2019

batsexual 

A deep love of Batman, and those that also love Batman.

Regardless of sexual preference, all batsexuals are tolerant of each other, and when coming across a fellow batsexual, a series of "DUDE!"s and high-fives ensue.

Batsexuality can lead to many great friendships, or relationships.

1. When Hank and Charlie met at the party, it was awkward until they discovered they were both batsexuals. The rest of the night was spent arguing about who was a better Caped Crusader; George Clooney or Christian Bale.

2. The other night, I hosted a six hour long movie marathon with all of my batsexual friends.

batsexual by alexandralto August 18, 2011

Beardsexual 

The sexual attraction to a man or woman with a beard.

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.

Beardsexual by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016

bentsexual

A person that is bentsexual looks the opposite gender, acts gay but is straight.

he is bentsexual

bentsexual by AnyFluffyBunny February 21, 2018

boatsexual

Adj.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction to boats/ships

Noun
a person who is sexually attracted to boats/ships

“Being a boatsexual, the way that ship looks turns me on”

“Boatsexuals love the history of ships”

boatsexual by xXWPFXx July 3, 2019

Bertsexuality 

You’re absolutely smitten for Mary Poppins

Bertsexuality is the best sexual orientation

Bertsexuality by Zapping78 April 18, 2023