beasterly

Adjective. Used to describe very low quality marijuana.

I don't know man, those nugs look pretty beasterly.

by SmokinTheDuke September 26, 2006

Beastly Dump

A dump so big, it clogs a toilet previously thought unclog-able.

Guy 1: I went to go clean the bathroom and saw someone took a beastly dump in the women's toilet. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to plunge it.

Guy 2: Fuck that. You do it.

by Watt-age April 10, 2011

Easterly

When you kick a wall with a toothpick stuck under your toenail.

Ow, for easterly's sake!!!

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 January 29, 2021

Beastly Jones

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great

Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!

by Kazara February 19, 2011

beastly deacon

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.

Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!

by flayedchild December 30, 2009

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.

Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole

by jrk89 December 14, 2013

beastlyman gideon

the act of two men having sex in chewbacca suits.

Alex and James got caught doing the beastlyman gideon this morning.

by stlcards2life November 12, 2011