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bearfluff 

Extra weight gained during winter.
I'm truly impressed by how much extra bearfluff I've put on this winter. #morethanenoughbeartogoaround
bearfluff by Tony ddd April 22, 2018
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beardruff 

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair
Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.
beardruff by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006

Beardruff 

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.
Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something
Beardruff by veridis July 18, 2008

Befluffled 

When someone is overcome with fluffiness to the point of confusion and befuddlement.
The bed was so soft, Melly and Jo were completely befluffled.
Befluffled by Amazingfluff October 2, 2011

Berfufflefumpting 

When you gossip about carrots behind people's backs.

#BerfufflefumptingThisWeekend.
#YeahGurls! :3
STOP BERFUFFLEFUMPTING!!!!!!! [:(

Beardruff 

The white specks all over the front of dark shirts when a person has dry skin and an itchy beard.
"Yuck...look at that beardruff on that guy, Ace"
Beardruff by Beardruffian August 16, 2009

Beardruff 

Similar to dandruff, except coming from the beard, usually only noticable when wearing darker clothing. Caused from dry skin, not enough beard oil, conditioner or moisturizer to the face, neck area.
Man, look at my shirt, I'm covered in beardruff!!!
Beardruff by Cnich68 May 23, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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