beardgasim

when you see an amazing beard and origasim on spot without control.

(verb)
Beard-Gasim
That guys beard just made me Beardgasim.
Everytime i see austins beard i get a Beardgasim.

by ausdeeezyy June 19, 2011

beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

by The Supertits May 10, 2011

BEADGASM

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

by anonymous January 6, 2018

Beargasm

Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.

"claire totally just had a beargasm"

by bearycool March 11, 2009

Bedgasim

A combination of being in your bed, eating ice-cream and having a sexy person in there with you.

A double bed, fhish-food ice cream and Gerard Butler - Alison was ready for a bedgasim.

by lemsonstein February 20, 2011

Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008