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beardgasm 

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!
beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011
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BEADGASM 

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.
When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .
BEADGASM by anonymous January 6, 2018
Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.
"claire totally just had a beargasm"
Beargasm by bearycool March 11, 2009

Bedgasim 

A combination of being in your bed, eating ice-cream and having a sexy person in there with you.
A double bed, fhish-food ice cream and Gerard Butler - Alison was ready for a bedgasim.
Bedgasim by lemsonstein February 20, 2011
You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.
That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.
Boardgasm by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008
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