Boardgasm

You see someone do a skateboarding trick so good you have an orgasm.

That 360 hardflip down the stairset was so good I just had a boardgasm.

by zack mcadoo May 7, 2008

boardgang

The ideology that a flat chest (i.e. a board) is preferable to large or even average-size breasts on a female.

Person: I like bigger tits, you?
Me: Nah nah fam, boardgang!

by bananacuddle January 18, 2019

Boargasm

An orgasm caused from either thinking about or consuming delicious pig (aka boar) products, especially bacon and products containing bacon.

The bacon cheeseburger slathered in bacon infused ranch gave Harold a spontaneous boargasm.

by mikekais October 11, 2012

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 5, 2008

Boardgame bitch

A down bitch who deals cards, tokens, or any other game pieces during board games. Typically sets it up and cleans it up too.

Me: boardgamebitch can you sort all the cards into 7 piles
Boardgame bitch: *sorts cards into 7 piles*

by Fucocks July 21, 2015

bandgasm

n. a feeling brought on by a magnificent musical moment that is remiscent of a sexual orgasm.

also bandgasmic - any situation that evokes said feeling.

That big hit in the middle of the third movement gave me a bandgasm.

The saxophones sound bandgasmic today, but the trumpets are a little subpar.

by kevinkessler August 16, 2009

beardgasm

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

by The Supertits May 10, 2011