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beardgasm
Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011
BEADGASM
Bargasm
An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.
Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.
Bargasm by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009
Boargasm
Boargasm by Urban Bill February 27, 2009
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