Beargasm

Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.

"claire totally just had a beargasm"

Beargasm by bearycool March 11, 2009

Boargasm 

An orgasm caused from either thinking about or consuming delicious pig (aka boar) products, especially bacon and products containing bacon.

The bacon cheeseburger slathered in bacon infused ranch gave Harold a spontaneous boargasm.

Boargasm by mikekais October 11, 2012

beardgasm 

Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .

Did you see Brian Wilson's new "filthy" pitch? I just had a beardgasm!

beardgasm by The Supertits May 10, 2011

beergasm 

Beergasm: (beer orgasm) The shudder you get when having your first sip of beer. you may also get one with your second sip of beer, otherwise known as a multiple beergasm.

"I just had a beergasm"

beergasm by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

BEADGASM 

A feeling of euphoria experienced when accompanied by beads.

When I walked into the craft store I had an intense BEADGASM .

BEADGASM by anonymous January 6, 2018

Bargasm 

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

Bargasm by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

Boargasm 

When an ugly girl who looks like a boar has an orgasm.

Dude, I was doin' this ugly ho and she had a boargasm!

Boargasm by Urban Bill February 27, 2009