When Gary woke up late for work Saturday, he realized he had a mean case of morning wood. Already late with little time to spare, he asked Janaya for a beanski whilst he brushed his teeth.
A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.
The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have beendiagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.
After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"