be me 

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

be me by itiswhatever April 24, 2015

Be me a bone 

When you’re brother says leave me alone it a mocking come back that asserts your dominance

Brother: leave me alone

You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone

You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone

Be me a bone by Ace Avocado March 30, 2019

Be me, me bee

Quoted when you are playing as/or see a bee in a video game. The object/npc/enemy can be a literal bee, vaguely look like one or simply have a colour scheme resembling that of a bee.

*Some friends are playing a video game. One proceeds to see an enemy in the game that resembles a bee.*
Brent (Friend 1): "Yo yo! Be me, me bee!"
Nick (Friend 2): *Chuckles* Shut the fuck up
Vern (Friend 3): What?

Be me, me bee by Obisylf June 9, 2025

Couldn’t be me. 

Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.

teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.

//or//

bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.

Couldn’t be me. by kindagroovin February 26, 2020

can't be me 

When a situation happens to an individual that would never happen to you.

Dopinder: "My crush of 5 years, friend zoned me... I'm sad"
Mike: "Can't be me"

can't be me by MortyCo April 21, 2019

couldn’t be me

essentially can’t relate

ellie : wow she’s so good at art!
carly : couldn’t be me, i suck at art

couldn’t be me by gaymergaybie October 22, 2019

Could never be me 

When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.

Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"

Could never be me by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021