be me
be me by itiswhatever April 24, 2015
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Be me a bone
Brother: leave me alone
You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone
You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone
You: be me a bone
Brother: just leave me alone
You: I can’t leave you alone till you be me a bone
Be me a bone by Ace Avocado March 30, 2019
Be me, me bee
Quoted when you are playing as/or see a bee in a video game. The object/npc/enemy can be a literal bee, vaguely look like one or simply have a colour scheme resembling that of a bee.
*Some friends are playing a video game. One proceeds to see an enemy in the game that resembles a bee.*
Brent (Friend 1): "Yo yo! Be me, me bee!"
Nick (Friend 2): *Chuckles* Shut the fuck up
Vern (Friend 3): What?
Brent (Friend 1): "Yo yo! Be me, me bee!"
Nick (Friend 2): *Chuckles* Shut the fuck up
Vern (Friend 3): What?
Be me, me bee by Obisylf June 9, 2025
Couldn’t be me.
Usually follows “Imagine ___.” Can be replaced by, “can’t relate.” A subtle way to make fun of something someone does. Can also be used to tell someone what you’re doing.
teacher: max, please move to the front row, away from your friends.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
bella: imagine being moved to the front row, couldn’t be me.
//or//
bella, calling max: imagine being in school right now, couldn’t be me.
Couldn’t be me. by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
can't be me
can't be me by MortyCo April 21, 2019
couldn’t be me
couldn’t be me by gaymergaybie October 22, 2019
Could never be me
Could never be me by xR3MijxX April 6, 2021
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