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my clingy little boyfriend who i love so much!!!
me and aid at skating rink -
aid: woah baxlie is so cute
me: maybe
baxlie: *says smt weird infront of aid, then aid makes me tlak to him*
talking to baxlie -

baxlie: can i bag you?
me: thats not how you talk to a woman! say it respectfully.
baxlie: can i be your boyfriend?
me: no, yes. yes!!
then me and aid freak out ok bye!!
baxlie by delschafer June 1, 2024
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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
Related Words
baxlie • ballies • bailie • Baylie • ballie • Baxley • balien • baliey • Bailie'd • ballied
A handsome charming person that is rare to find.
Look at him he is a basliel.
Basliel by Enewta July 8, 2021
Balie is a wonderful person and she is always caring and lovable. She is very sexy and fun. Even though she can be lazy, she will still do it eventually. She has the best body in the world.
Hey Balie, give me that body!
balie by Guilty conscience May 15, 2016
The funny, pretty, nice, smart girl that everyone loves and no one hates has many friends and loves them with all her heart.
Bailie is the most honest and truthfull girl I ever met.
Bailie by Attractivekey30 February 8, 2015
The BEST girl you could ever find, Amaaaazing in every way.. Just doesn't realize it yet. Talk to her, you'll love her inside and out. HOTTIEEE!! ;)
Hey.... there goes Bailie. I'm gonna go get her numberr(:
Bailie by GottaLoveMe(: September 15, 2010

Ballied up 

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.
Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.
Ballied up by Max Burrows July 15, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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