Bauered

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.

The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered

Bauered by Sara8 January 28, 2009

bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge

upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.

bauered by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004

bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".

When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.

bauered by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004

Bauered

When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.

I am terribly sorry Mr. Client, we should have been able to settle your trade on time, unfortunately your instructions were bauered by Drew before we got them.

Bauered by Herry October 22, 2014

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007

Jack Bauered

The act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.

Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.

Jack Bauered by The final 4th May 2, 2011

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010