bauered

To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
upon seeing a sexy picture or hearing very good news

I just Bauered.
by Ramon Salazar October 07, 2004
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bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.
by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
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Bauer

there are no words to describe the massive awesomeness of a Bauer
by kieth stone May 30, 2010
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Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.
Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.
by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009
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bauer

adjective;
when one has partook in a long, strenuous 24 hours, be it partying all night long, generally staying up for extended periods of time being heavily intoxicated. a 24 hour period so hardcore it is in the realms of the sort of of day Jack Bauer would t battling worldwide terrorists and protecting his daughter from kidnappers.
"fuck me jake, that weekend in Amsterdam was fucking BAUER!!!"

"are you up for the pub tonight? It's going to be pretty bauer"
by Jerry. March 07, 2008
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Bauered

Extreme technique to gain information or gain desired target. Often based on belief that the ends justify any means.
The eye injury on the witness resulted from being bauered
by Sara8 January 28, 2009
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Bauering

When a bird utilizes an erect human penis for a pearch.
My parrot's favorite activity is showering with me, and bauering during shower time specifically.
by #SquatLife June 19, 2019
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