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bauered
To have an incredibly orgasmic explosion in ones pants, much like a cannon launching an endless torrent of spooge
bauered by Ramon Salazar October 6, 2004
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bauered
And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
bauered by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
Bauered
When a coworker is given an incredibly simple task to complete and you are relying on the completion of that task in order to perform your own job, and that coworker completely botches the task.
Jack Bauered
To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007
Jack Bauered
Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.
Jack Bauered by The final 4th May 2, 2011
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