Bauerdick

A slang term meaning someone with a very small penis.

It is often used to make fun of other males. For example, "Hey, I heard you had a Bauerdick."

by Petr Czech April 29, 2009

Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.

"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"

by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009

Bauerdick Units (BDU's)

The smallest unit of measurement known to man. It is actually a theoretical measurement because no one has been able to locate and accurately measure a Bauerdick.

The size of that pencil is 1.4 million Bauerdick Units (BDU's).

by Petr Czech May 1, 2009

beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.

I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.

by flypina July 13, 2006

burdick

Someone who is extremely hot. someone who is a burdick has a nice a$$ and loves their family. They are funny, hot, sexy and smart so if I were you I wouldnt mess with one.

Wow, that girl is a burdick

by Lauren613 February 4, 2008

Burdicking

Verb; to waste time, avoid work and family duties, especially if it involves online porn wanking or use of fake illnesses. originating on whale ships on the Island of Nantucket, sometimes in reference to abuse of sheep.

"Fred called in sick today, I bet he's burdicking on his couch, that S.O.B."

by vergaradesign February 1, 2016

Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.

Stop baseadicking that mouse man.

by xbooperx May 29, 2018