Definitions by Peanutgnome

tourorist 

Tourists who come to your town for a specific event/festival and pollute your city, crowd your bar, drink your beer, pick up your women, and roll your bums.

Damn, I can't wait until JazzFest is over, I can't even get into my local pub 'cause of those damn Tourorists!

tourorist by peanutgnome August 2, 2007

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.

Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.

Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007