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To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.
Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*

Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!

boobs staring contest eye contact
Badered by TayQOut September 11, 2013
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Douglas Badered 

To be drunk. English in origin, referring to WW2 fighter pilot who lost both legs in a plane crash and was thus rendered 'legless'.
What a night I had last night, mate - I got totally Douglas Badered!
Douglas Badered by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008
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Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.
Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.
Bakered by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010

badeeding 

The act of spamming "i am badeed" after any event happens in League of Legends
*Loads in game*

"i am badeed"
oh hes badeeding
badeeding by moebrojoejo November 14, 2018

Billy Badgered 

Being tired or 'knackered'.
Person 1: Mate Im billy badgered
Person 2: What??
Person 1: Knackered
Billy Badgered by gordograd December 26, 2009

Jack Bauered

To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the whole network went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Jack Bauered by Peanutgnome January 27, 2007
badeed is a NA League of Legends streamer who plays hecarim 24/7 and spamms "I am badeed" all the time.
*kills somebody*
"I am badeed"
badeed by OnlyMc2 July 9, 2016
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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