To stare at a females chest while talking to her when you should be making eye contact. When called out on this you look up to make eye contact but then return to staring at the females chest.
Kelly: did you just bader me?
John: no! *looks back down at her boobs*
Misty: Don't listen to him Kelly, you were totally just badered!
Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.
Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.
To suffer a major catastrophe, dilemma, or problematic person just minutes before you have to leave or your shift is over.
Named after the "hero" in the TV series 24 who suffers a cliff-hanging moment every hour, on the hour.
Dave: You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Bob: Sorry, I was Jack Bauered - the wholenetwork went down two minutes before my shift ended.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.