battledykes 

A small town in north-east Scotland where every weekend lesbians come from all over Europe to battle to the death. to the victor, a cold salmon roll. Combattants often wear armour such as chainmail, riding helmet or chastity belt, the latter used to stop other lesbians getting a grip of the vag and using it as a handle to claw.

These fights are usually refereed by Bogindollo the great wizardous molestor of the north who uses his ratty sneer and supply of puppies in his car to entice lads to him.
Rumour has it that the area of Battledykes was founder by Bogindollo's father Splinter and his mother April from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bertha and matilda used to be lovers but after an argument about over aggressive bean flicking they decided to settle their differences in Battledykes. Matilda won the deathmatch when she used her patented toe-in-the-hole method and followed it by suffocating Bertha by sitting her varse down on her face.

battledykes by frankthetank24 August 24, 2011

Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."

Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.

Battlegorn by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022

North Battleford 

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.

Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.

North Battleford by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011

battlecorp 

Battlecorp is both an economy-strategy simulation and a tactical military game in which you are leading a powerful Corporation.

Your corporation will thrive through the galaxy, acquiring goods, subsidiary companies, armies and even entire planets. All these resources will help you on your way dominating the galaxy and resisting other quarrelsome corporation’s assaults. You will manage your company through a specifically designed interface which allows you to carry out all the actions you need: buy small businesses (mining moons, security companies, casinos…), buy or sell resources, send troops to the planets you are fighting on for and much more.

Battlecorp, called BC
"I'm playing Battlecorp"

battlecorp by Devilsight June 26, 2006

battlelore

A baddass epic metal band that sings about middle earth. they use a "beauty and the beast" style where their lead vocals alternate between a woman singing and a man growling

Battlelore lyrics:
(Attack of the Orks)
They shall raze your villages, destroy your camps
Rape your cattle and slaughter your wives
Under the darkness they shall arrive
Hear the screams, prepare for war

battlelore by thegrossboy November 4, 2006

battlezone

Similar to taint or gooch, this is the area of the human anatomy where the butt sweat and nut sweat fight it out! Cool huh?

"Man, I need to check out some fresh soap on a rope from the local 7 eleven... cause damn, dog, my battlezone be stinkin something crazy!

battlezone by GetInThere! March 1, 2014

Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.

"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"

Neopets Battledome Chat by P December 21, 2004