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Battlegorn

Battlegorn is something that is so ambiguous that no one knows what it actually means or is. It is used in the children's book series "The Rabbit of Battlegorn," where not even the author knows what the Battlegorn is. For example, the author writes, "I think the Battlegorn is the kingdom where the rabbits live, but it could be a giant toad for all I know."
Battlegorn blows!
Battlegorn is awesome!
What the Battlegorn?
Battlegorn. Just Battlegorn.
Battlegorn by Mr. Uncanny December 4, 2022
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Battlefronted 

To get completely intoxicated to the point where you believe you are a real life character from Star Wars. The name coming from the awesome game Star Wars Battlefront and its sequel.
Lad #1:"Josh sure is drinking a lot tonight"
Lad #2:"I know I think he's totally battlefronted"
Josh:"Wahoo! I'm Jedi Master Pooperscooper and I'll smite you down Darth Lampost"
Battlefronted by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011

Electronic Battleground 

A phrase that refers to fighting any kind of 'war' that is fought via the Internet, aka: via 'teh interweb'. This kind of war can happen any number of ways: though email, on message boards or forums, on LiveJournal or any Blogs, on AIM or any chat program, or even on IRC. See: ignant, troll, hag, PITA, tard, chickenshit.
"Mother fucker keeps on leaving ignant ass comments in my journal and has turned it into an Electronic Battleground. OMGWTFBBW. FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!"

battlefront 2 

The best STAR WARS Game ever made. A sequel to the first Pandemic Battlefront, this FPS takes you from planet to planet, era to era, and from ground to space. Originally coming out in 2004, this game is way ahead of it's time, and it even has a huge modding community, even to the point of maps from Rouge One: A Star Wars Story being added in. If you have a PC, PS2, or Original XBox, get this game now.
Hey, you wanna play some STAR WARS Battlefront 2? Hell yeah! Battlefront 2 beats Battlefront EA any day!

star wars battlefront 

The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week
Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?

Lightsaber Battlegrounds 

a game on roblox which is mostly played by braindead 10 year olds and some loser 12 year olds who think theyre superior to everyone else because they spend all of their free time practicing their glowing stick skills in a lego game
You: "Hey! Wanna play Lightsaber Battlegrounds?"
Friend: "No, thank you. I don't want to be a virgin for the rest of my life."

North Battleford 

A shithole in the middle of Saskatchewan. Overrun with Native Americans and Wangsters. An hour West of Saskatoon.
Guy 1: Where's that Native American from?
Guy 2: North Battleford
Guy 1: That piece of shit an hour from Saskatoon?
Guy 2: Yea, it has a Wal-Mart, that's about it.
North Battleford by Jack Caldern January 14, 2011