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Captain Batterage 

To get hideously drunk.
Prior to leaving on a rit hunt, the boys obtained captain batterage.
Captain Batterage by rattty March 15, 2007

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007

chemlight batteries 

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003

battyrag 

literally
a batty rag
a rag for the batty
used to rag the batty.

basically..toilet paper.
"Mummm we've run out of the battyrag"


Alicia Dixon comes on the radio
*does he wash up...*

"the best way to clean up..use battyrag..."
battyrag by zissouhawks February 19, 2009

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.
Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!
buttrageous by skypie May 31, 2011