batisfaction

You wrap a bat round your schlong and achieve 'batisfaction!'

Man that bat wank gave me some good batisfaction!

I nearly battered myself to death giving myself a bat wank trying to get some satisfaction.

batisfaction by butter fingers November 18, 2014

satisfaction

the tangible feeling in which I demand some of.

satisfaction by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

satisfaction

The feeling you get when you obtain one of the following: revenge, orgasm, college degree, a really hot chick's/dude's phone #

(revenge/orgasm) I was satisfied after I came for the 4th time that night, afterall, I was fucking my girlfriends sister after I found out my girlfriend cheated on me.

(degree/phone#) I was showing off my college degree at work and this hot chick gave me her number.

satisfaction by syst0lic August 11, 2003

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

Textual Satisfaction by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

fatisfaction 

The insecure pride like feeling of satisfaction after heroically humping a fat girl.

That fat chick i pounded last night for 5 hours gave me 100% fatisfaction.

fatisfaction by had69 May 7, 2008

internet satisfaction 

When you've been satisfied with the copious amounts of porn you've viewed, and done with all your blogging, you get this strange feeling. At that moment, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SATISFIED WITH BROWSING ON THE INTERNET. You have an uncontrollable urge to get out of your house, and actually get a life.

Chuck: Hey dude, "wuts up"!

Charles: Damn nigga"internet satisfaction" finally hit yo dumbass!"

internet satisfaction by GamerLex1 January 13, 2008

satisfaction

What you demand when someone insults your honor

You have insulted my honor and i demand satisfaction
i challenge you to a duel

satisfaction by jerky7 March 31, 2009