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Hatebooking 

To continuously talk crap about someone, or post song that are directly pointed at someone. Most hatebooking actions are done in a very passive aggressive manor so as to be able to skit blame whenever possible.
Ie: Bob had sex with Becky a few times. Becks then said she didn't want to have sex whit Bob anymore. Bob then began posting things like "you are a cold hearted bitch and I feel sorry for anyone who gets close to you" on facebook. This is called hatebooking
Hatebooking by ishkaa December 10, 2011
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hateworking 

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.
Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.
hateworking by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

batebooking 

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.
Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.
batebooking by the interwet April 23, 2010

hateworking 

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.
Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.
hateworking by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

Latebooking 

The state of re-entering a Facebook thread after a considerable delay, at which point responses to queries within the thread seem random and irrelevant because the thread moved on long ago.
Hema couldn't stop latebooking after other peoples' comments about food choices seemed inapropos.

Daniel, so entranced in the intensity of the conversation, ignored his aunts' latebooking.

Heidi participated in latebooking so often, she often was at a loss of words when people tried to talk to her about the current conversation.
Latebooking by chemwz July 3, 2009

Latebooking 

Posting really obscure videos or vague statuses on facebook at night.
"did anybody listen to the Sleep In video I posted last night at 3:47 in the morning?"

"nobody ever looks at any of the shit you post when you're latebooking"
Latebooking by completelydead December 14, 2011
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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