Hatebooking

To continuously talk crap about someone, or post song that are directly pointed at someone. Most hatebooking actions are done in a very passive aggressive manor so as to be able to skit blame whenever possible.

Ie: Bob had sex with Becky a few times. Becks then said she didn't want to have sex whit Bob anymore. Bob then began posting things like "you are a cold hearted bitch and I feel sorry for anyone who gets close to you" on facebook. This is called hatebooking

by ishkaa December 10, 2011

hateworking

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.

Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.

by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

batebooking

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

by the interwet April 23, 2010

hateworking

When you want to do social networking but you get enemies instead.

Ale: How was the meeting? Have you made some contacts?
Sofi: No I haven't. There was only hateworking there for me.

by alexdontsurf May 16, 2018

Latebooking

The state of re-entering a Facebook thread after a considerable delay, at which point responses to queries within the thread seem random and irrelevant because the thread moved on long ago.

Hema couldn't stop latebooking after other peoples' comments about food choices seemed inapropos.

Daniel, so entranced in the intensity of the conversation, ignored his aunts' latebooking.

Heidi participated in latebooking so often, she often was at a loss of words when people tried to talk to her about the current conversation.

by chemwz July 3, 2009

Latebooking

Posting really obscure videos or vague statuses on facebook at night.

"did anybody listen to the Sleep In video I posted last night at 3:47 in the morning?"

"nobody ever looks at any of the shit you post when you're latebooking"

by completelydead December 14, 2011