Latebooking 

The state of re-entering a Facebook thread after a considerable delay, at which point responses to queries within the thread seem random and irrelevant because the thread moved on long ago.

Hema couldn't stop latebooking after other peoples' comments about food choices seemed inapropos.

Daniel, so entranced in the intensity of the conversation, ignored his aunts' latebooking.

Heidi participated in latebooking so often, she often was at a loss of words when people tried to talk to her about the current conversation.

Latebooking by chemwz July 3, 2009

Latebooking 

Posting really obscure videos or vague statuses on facebook at night.

"did anybody listen to the Sleep In video I posted last night at 3:47 in the morning?"

"nobody ever looks at any of the shit you post when you're latebooking"

Latebooking by completelydead December 14, 2011

lamebooking 

Writing something on facebook that is not interesting in any way. Writing something that everyone else does everyday just so you can have an update on everyone's wall. For someone to get a little bit of attention.

A lamebooking Facebook status update:
"Wanda Henrickson -just got home from work"
comment: "Sarah Smith- who the f cares!

Status update: "Wanda Henrickson- is doing her homework"
comment: "Sarah smith- seriously, who the f cares"

lamebooking by Boob's McGee February 13, 2010

batebooking 

The act of masturbating and/or watching porn while on facebook doing other facebook activities.

Efficient batebooking is maximized by the use of two screens.

batebooking by the interwet April 23, 2010

liebooking

where someone intentionally puts a status they dont agree with about themselves. this could be in the form of a girl saying 'can't believe that bitch called me ugly, i know i am there is not a need to say it' in most cases no one has said a thing to the girl she just wants the guys to say she looks good or 'peng'. it can also be in the form of rating, 'rate me one to ten, even though you will not give me over a 1 I'm ugly' however tread on this carefully if you then say a number withing the 7-80 region they will say 'oh I'm least a 9' even though previously they were a 1 in there own head.

looks like that slag is liebooking for extra attention again

liebooking by Marti_j92 August 27, 2010

Hatebooking 

To continuously talk crap about someone, or post song that are directly pointed at someone. Most hatebooking actions are done in a very passive aggressive manor so as to be able to skit blame whenever possible.

Ie: Bob had sex with Becky a few times. Becks then said she didn't want to have sex whit Bob anymore. Bob then began posting things like "you are a cold hearted bitch and I feel sorry for anyone who gets close to you" on facebook. This is called hatebooking

Hatebooking by ishkaa December 10, 2011

Lazebooking

Lazebook (v.t.) - To consciously refuse to invest the effort necessary to create even mildly entertaining status updates on Facebook, instead clogging friends' news feeds with a string of re-shared links, annoying Farmville messages, recycled statuses through "Status Shuffle", and the occasional self-centered and dull update that is absolutely of no consequence, meaning or concern to the hapless captive audience.

I added Samantha because I thought she was hot, but online she's constantly lazebooking. I already hid her Farmville crap, and I think I'm gonna delete her if she keeps vaguebooking about who the hell even knows what issue she's got going on at the moment.

Lazebooking by St. Martin-in-the-fields May 26, 2010