bastion main. 

he who uses bastion shall get play of the game people say. thats a fucking lie XDDD i play bastion all the time and never get play of the game even XD. now stop hating on bastion. he is meant to be a defensive powerhouse. and all you need is to coordinate with ur team and boom. dead bastion. besides if you play on console good chance is u bought the game. so let people play who they want. they bought it to play the game not be be bullied bc they like a hero. bastion is staying in overwatch and bastion is not getting nerfed cause hes fine where he is at now. so shut up and play the game.

we need to coordinate to take down that bastion main.

bastion main. by zeldafans May 11, 2021

bastion main. 

now alot of people hate bastion for alot of reasons. now i myself am a bastion main but not because im fat or i have no skill. no i can beat the crap out of u in overwatch. but bastion is a great character for noobs to get the feel of the game and then switch. of course i got addicted to the dopamine hits that u get as a bastion when u shred through people. but he does have uses on defense AND attack! now u might how how the fuck is he useful on attack. well its something thats called KILLING PEOPLE. u see like hanzo he can kill people fast. so if u need to get people off the payload well then pick bastion. trust me i have won hundreds of games bc of this strategy. stop hating on bastion. let people play who they want. one goddamn character isnt going to ruin overwatch. if anything its the community. full of toxic people. so it deters people who cant take all that much hate before shutting down. so it deters newer players and its toxic community reputation is often looked down upon. let people play who they want. and if u say bastion takes no skill, watch Bastion Main. that dudes fucking nuts.

bastion main.- hey did you see that clip by Bastion Main yesterday?

bastion main. by zeldafans March 25, 2021

Bastion Main 

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

Bastion Main by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

Bastion main 

When someone lacking soul or skill mains bastion in Overwatch

Oh no. Not a bastion main!

Bastion main by M3m310rd September 16, 2016

Bastion Main 

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

Man, FUCK that bastion main!

Bastion Main by I_Got_Barzzzzzzzx April 10, 2017

Bastion Main 

Bastion Mains are basically 400-pound overwatch players who don't have an ounce of skill and just said, "you know what? Fuck my dignity!" and became a bastion main. Bastion mains are disliked for ruining the game overwatch, and are well known for their lack of social skills.

When my friend told me he was a bastion main, it explained a whole lot

Bastion Main by Briskly September 16, 2016

Bastion Main 

A person who has lost all respect for themselves and their teammates, especially on attack, go a character in Overwatch named Bastion. They are the Play of the Game stealers and have no respect for the people who are actually doing something on their team, and half the time the Bastion Main is the reason they lose.

Dude I'm a Bastion Main.

Bastion Main by offndawoods88 February 16, 2017