Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over
"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."
by jerkymonkey June 28, 2007
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That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.
What a total cake bastard
by Dande123 May 31, 2020
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