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Poop Bassinet
A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
Poop Bassinet by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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Bassinator
a queer teacher who loves to hump little boys. after hes done houmping thiem, he cuts there body into a million pieces and sells them on the black market. teaches aviation but doesnt know shit about the subject
Bassinator by a hata March 9, 2009
bassinette
As the term "crib" refers is to one's house, "bassinette" refers to a single bedroom. Most of the time a bassinette is a rented room in a hotel/motel.
bassinette by MoniRache December 13, 2006
Bassine
A name for a non-existent character in any fandoms. This person doesnt exist, lmao. You can use this name to make other people think theres a woman named Bassine in their fandom, who supposedly is better than the character a person talks about in the argument.
Bassine by TheWoofMan2k10 December 26, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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