bassinet

Somthing you need or will need to put your offspring in because you couldnt keep your pants on.

Put the kid in her bassinet.

by 123456G October 6, 2008

Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024

Bassinator

a queer teacher who loves to hump little boys. after hes done houmping thiem, he cuts there body into a million pieces and sells them on the black market. teaches aviation but doesnt know shit about the subject

Yo Bassinator! go kill some little asian kids!

by a hata March 9, 2009

bassinette

As the term "crib" refers is to one's house, "bassinette" refers to a single bedroom. Most of the time a bassinette is a rented room in a hotel/motel.

Let's get a bassinette so we can do our thing.

by MoniRache December 13, 2006

Bassine

A name for a non-existent character in any fandoms. This person doesnt exist, lmao. You can use this name to make other people think theres a woman named Bassine in their fandom, who supposedly is better than the character a person talks about in the argument.

Them: No? Hu Tao from Genshin Impact Is better.
You: Im pretty sure Bassine took her crown, sorry.

by TheWoofMan2k10 December 26, 2023