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Poop Bassinet 

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.
It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.
Poop Bassinet by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
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Bassinator 

a queer teacher who loves to hump little boys. after hes done houmping thiem, he cuts there body into a million pieces and sells them on the black market. teaches aviation but doesnt know shit about the subject
Yo Bassinator! go kill some little asian kids!
Bassinator by a hata March 9, 2009

bassinette 

As the term "crib" refers is to one's house, "bassinette" refers to a single bedroom. Most of the time a bassinette is a rented room in a hotel/motel.
Let's get a bassinette so we can do our thing.
bassinette by MoniRache December 13, 2006
A name for a non-existent character in any fandoms. This person doesnt exist, lmao. You can use this name to make other people think theres a woman named Bassine in their fandom, who supposedly is better than the character a person talks about in the argument.
Them: No? Hu Tao from Genshin Impact Is better.
You: Im pretty sure Bassine took her crown, sorry.
Bassine by TheWoofMan2k10 December 26, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026