bassinette

As the term "crib" refers is to one's house, "bassinette" refers to a single bedroom. Most of the time a bassinette is a rented room in a hotel/motel.

Let's get a bassinette so we can do our thing.

by MoniRache December 13, 2006

Bassetted

When you put yourself in an unnecessary situation or position causing hardship to yourself that you could have easily avoided with the easiest of solutions already known to you, or if you had of just used your head.
Also if someone else puts you in that situation or position

-If someone borrows your diesel truck and fill it up with gasoline to save 20 cents a litre, you have been Bassetted
-If you bring a knife to a gun fight you have Bassetted yourself

rootedfailclassicmoronicshame

by NZB January 19, 2014

bassinet

Somthing you need or will need to put your offspring in because you couldnt keep your pants on.

Put the kid in her bassinet.

by 123456G October 6, 2008

bissonette

A french last name that can be spelt in a ton of different ways. If you have the last name bissonette you are either really athletic or really intelligent. Spellings could be: bissonet, bissonnette, bisonnette, bissonette, bissonnet, bisonet, bisonnet, bisonette, bizanet, bizanette, and more.

the bissonette family has the best athletes and smartest people in it!!!!

by sportslol October 25, 2015

Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024