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I Have Children In My Basement 

Instead of saying you have something you can say the much better phrase I Have Children In My Basement
hello did you know I Have Children In My Basement

I have 10 children in my basement 

When someone (of any race or gender, sometimes species) holds 10 infants (of any race, gender, and species) in the lowest level of their shelter.
Hey Jerry! I have 10 children in my basement, do you?

No, I’m only at 7

Feed the children in my basement 

an acronym for grinds my gears
when something annoys you
god, antimaskers really Feed the children in my basement