baseball baseball 

Something a guy says to himself to lose an erection since baseball is so boring and unexciting. Saying "baseball baseball" divert the mind into boredom.

Oh no, I need to stand up now but havta lose this hard-on. Baseball baseball

baseball baseball by JustAnotherPerson17 December 15, 2017

baseball cards 

Basically these are collector items in the vein of Pokemon Cards and Magic Cards, but predates all card based collectables. Like magic and pokemon cards, baseball cards contain statistics, but unlike magic and pokemon cards, the players with which these statistics refer to are real and not imaginary like players dipicted in magic and pokemon, which are made up to serve gaming purposes. Thus, baseball cards are not gaming cards and serve only to amuse and pleasure those who love baseball and their players (See keedon, baseball).

That damn keedon got so obsessed with getting that Ken Griffey Jr. baseball card that he flunked his midterms and got me to do his homework. Damn him and his obsession with baseball cards!!! (See keedon).

baseball cards by Dean Truong November 5, 2005

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

C team baseball by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

Jap Baseball 

A game founded by Prescott Rothchild Wunchler on his adventures to Asia which is known in present day as kickball.

Guy: Lets play some Jap Baseball at recess today

Dude: You mean kickball? Ok.

Jap Baseball by TCHump May 17, 2010

Baseball dad 

A baseball dad is a middle-classed man who spends his time at the bars and taking the kids to sporting events in his new pick-up truck. He never lets his kids watch TV shows or movies that are PG-13 or contain "foul language", and spends a lot of time are beer pong parties, and smashing copies of GTA.

Baseball dads, soccer moms, beware of them.

Baseball dad by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021

Baseball Dad 

Middle-classed men who usually drive pickup trucks, ban their kids from watching showing with swearing in it or anything PG-13, ground their kids all the time or take away their electronics frequently, and attend sporting events such as football, or baseball (hence the name) and making them chop wood in the morning.

Watch out! The baseball dads are taking up the parking lot about to fight!

Baseball Dad by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021