base-ball bat

A base-ball bat is a wodden stick. Taht can be used for the game of Base-ball, smashing mailboxes in drive by hittings, or for breaking someone's nose, and even windows. Really fun.

idoit 1: wanna smash some mailboxes?!
idoit 2: SURE!!
me: with what?
idoit 1: duh...a..uh..
idoit 2: A BASE-BALL BAT!!
me: (sigh)

base-ball bat by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 12, 2006

Base Ball Bat 

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao

Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat

Base Ball Bat by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019

baseball bat 

a very large blunt

hey call up mike and we can get some baseball bats

baseball bat by ongekyume September 9, 2019

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

Baseball Bat 

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

Baseball Bat by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. 

The oposite of I'd hit it. Used in a way that calls the other person ugly. See: I'd never hit it even if I was forced to

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. in action

Nick: Hey Matt you know Rebecca?

Matt: Yeah, I'd hit it.

Nick: Ewww, shes nasty what the fuck is wrong with you?

Matt: With a baseball bat.

Nick: Ohhhh, haha me too.

Matt: Yeah, I'd never hit it even if I was forced to.

i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. by A perv on urban dictionare July 24, 2009

Baseball Bat 

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

Baseball Bat by Yevs October 14, 2011