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Sunday's usually bartad.
bartad by Billy.737 October 24, 2023
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A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)
Bartaj is daddy
Bartaj by mrey97 November 29, 2018
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a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
Barta is a last name for great people. A Barta usually is very attractive and talented. Always successful, especially in things like sports and music. If you ever find someone with Barta in their name, keep them in your life, because they are special. Sure, they may be a little intimidating with how great they are, but it’s in their blood. They’re whole family will be attractive and good looking, you might find yourself asking if they’re models or something.
Oh of course he’s good at that! He’s a Barta!

Why are all the Barta’s so good looking!?
Barta by Tara Davenport July 26, 2018
Derived From the elvish language of Twengar, also known as The Black Speech Of Mordor, Barad Dur translates into Dark Tower
When you say Barad Dur you are actually spekaing the foulest langauge ever to grace the face of the planet.
Barad Dur by Sauron May 13, 2005

Barbados 

A Caribbean island of sun, sand and fun. It is home to some of the greatest cricket players in the history of the game. Barbados, with its long historical ties to Great Britian is affectionately referred to as "Little England." It is also the birthplace of rum-- and still delivers award-winning rums to to this day.
Barbados sweet fuh days!
Barbados by Consett Bay Killa May 13, 2005

Bartaloan 

to swindle, to obtain money, deceitful methods, deceptive in multiple ways.

"To make or try to make (someone) do something they don't want to."

Bartaloan; (Bart-A-Loan) to swindle, convince, preasure or munipulate. someone into buying, take ownership for something they don't need or want, but making them think that they want or need it.
Dude, I'm gona bartaloan this guy into this new car, so I can have party money this weekend.
Bartaloan by Quadman July 3, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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