Barnette 

A slimy tool used in the engraving of wanton and unneeded headphones used by those of the persuasion of schizmatic doctrine. The tool is shaped like a long, spiny, demonic tail and the sliminess is a result of old yellow earwax indicative of those who can't hear well due to many years of obnoxious loud drumming during the sacred ritual of the pre-breaktime party puke. This tool erodes in the presence of hubbly or "nargilla" smoke. Used most commonly in first person shooter genres. This tool is often associated with mann.

Is that a barnette or are you just happy to see me?

Barnette by CarbonbasedBegoodforyou July 7, 2010

Barnette 

A pedophile (mostly used as an insult)

Why are you looking at that little girl?
You must be a barnette.

Barnette by DarkyWolf March 11, 2022

Dirty Barnette 

When your teacher has a crush on a student.

That teacher must be a dirty barnette

Dirty Barnette by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022

Barbette 

A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com

Once entering the barbershop, it was not difficult to spot the best Barbette cutting hair.

Barbette by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010

Vern Barnett 

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.

That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.

Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019

Matthew Barnett 

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013

Christopher Barnett 

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020