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Burnettes are the smarter of the women, but they still end up at the stove no matter what color hair.
"I got my burnette sucking like a hover, she clicks faster then your blonde"

"My blonde is stupider then the brass pot she cooks with"
Burnettes by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004

Burning brunette 

Get a bald headed gay boy to fill up his ass with a full bottle of Sriracha sauce. He then throws himself in the middle of your circle jerk ass up and head down so he looks like a volcano. He screams fill me up. After the entire group has unloaded in him, he explodes like a volcano spewing the sriracha and sperm all over everyone that participated. Don't worry, he gives everyone a tongue bath before they leave, he never wastes a drop. The burning brunette is a true dumpster
That dirty ass mother fucker gave everyone a burning brunette the other night and even licked the walls.

blue eyed brunette 

the absolute hottest combo. when natural. usually is forign but so so hot on a white american chick.
-dude did you see that new exchange student?
-hell yeah, that blue eyed brunette ..ID DO HER!
blue eyed brunette by Paul BayBay January 16, 2008
A type of cheap vodka usually found in most college dorm rooms.
I got two handles of Burnett's for 20 bucks!
Burnett's by McFool April 28, 2010

burgettstown 

a small town in pa. usually know for wanna be rappers, 13 year old thots, drug deals & school robberies.
Man, that girl is definitely a burgettstown thot.

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.
Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette