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barfight!!! 

A punk band from mattishall. With a vocalist who has never seen music.
barfight!!! by Alex the ham February 25, 2008
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Bar fight in Hell! 

This is a chaotic, desperate and dangerous situation.
The political meeting quickly became like a bar fight in hell!
Fancy Way: Usually, a ridiculously simple disagreement between two or more people under the intoxicating effects of alchohol, that is quicky changed into a brawl. The reasons may vary, but anything can be offensive to an alchohl impaired mind. These fights will more often than not take place in a bar, pub, club, or any public facility that offers alcholic beverages. In any case, anyone involved in the brawl may be immediatly thrown out of the premises by bouncers, and will 1) continue the fight, or 2) forget what happened and attempt to limp home.

Sucka' Way: When two drunk dudes get pissed at each other for some bull shit over sports, get up, or a chicken wing. They'll try to knock each other out, but will probably get the shit kicked out of them by some guy who's bigger and more sober than they are. They can be entertaining to watch, depending on who's fighting, which bar it is, and whether the Raiders or the Steelers won the game.
Jack: *moan* What the hell happened last night? Ow...
Mac: Shit, you don't remember? You got in a bar fight with some fucker who's a mixed martial artist or some shit. Man, you were so fucking drunk, your head was spinning BEFORE he hook'd ya'!
bar fight by Kil Lerown January 19, 2010

Surgical bar fight 

When a guy, usually drunk, gets his ass kicked so bad he wakes up in the hospital with body parts missing.
I realized I had messed with the wrong guy and ended up in a surgical bar fight when I woke up in the hospital and my foot was gone.

Barright 

Used in the same situation as alright, but when the previous statement was simply ridiculous
*Shortened version*- Bar
John: That girl was big as shit but I’d still hit

James: Barright
Barright by johnson123455678 September 30, 2023
Having sex while your drunk and on your period. Because it's a drunken, bloody mess.
I'm going to have a bar fight with that guy over there.
Bar Fight by ishinagga April 1, 2011
A mix of a noise:boaghoihoihoi, and alright. A very versatile word, can be used in a variety of either positive or negative situations and can take the place of "OK", "alright", "fine", "no worries", and "cool". It can also be used in agreeance or acceptance in any situation.

abv: br
"hey man, your dog just died"
*sadly* "baright"

"what's up?"
"not much, just doin' some homework"
"baright baright"

"are you sure you can't hang out tonight?"
"yea, sorry dude"
"baright"

"can I come over today?"
"yes! I'd love to see you"
"baright!!!! I'm on my way"
baright by PEEPS!!!! June 10, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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