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barfia

Mold that looks like it was borne from your asscrack. The smell results in irrestible urge to barf in the nearest box you can find. I once found some in my refrigerator after winter break and i couldnt stop til i listened to some Jello Biafra the fatass speak about Gheorge Muresan's War on Terra.
You don't want to find barfia in your fridge.
by Dick Smoke April 9, 2003
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barfia

the bat boy for the chicago white sox; anyone who listens to jello and is in love with him
Barfia collects bats and balls from the players.
by Mike Oxbyg April 9, 2003
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Barriage Ceremony

Barriage Ceremony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Barriage Ceremony or also known as a Bondage Matrimony. This Barriage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Barriage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
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Barriage

A Barriage is an important term to use if you have been divorced at least 1 time and you feel that marriage equals divorce. If you feel that marriage is a curse, you could consider a Barriage Ceremony. The difference between a Marriage versus Barriage, is in a Marriage you can be granted a divorce in a court of law by a court appointed judge or court official. In a Barriage, there is NO Divorce in Barriage Matrimony (Other references used please see: Barriage Ceremony, Bondage Matrimony Or Bondage Partners).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partners... Well there is NO Divorce in Bondage..

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

In a Barriage (a.k.a. Bondage Matrimony) can be a Bubby & a Bifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

&
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

Barriage (Bubby + Bifey) are also referred to as Bondage Partners. Also in a Barriage you can have a Bubby & Bubby or a Bifey & Bifey. Also a Barriage can consist of multiple Bifey’s and multiple Bubby’s in a Bondage Partnership Or also known as a Barriage which is referenced to as a Polyamorous Barriage Or Polyamorous Bondage Partnerships.

(References please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Bubby and Bifey)
Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life since they had their Barriage Ceremony.

and

Their Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.
by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019
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Barciada

Used to describe a questionable action. Named after a questionable individual.
Can be also used to describe a BONK.
Why did you trip the old lady on the sidewalk?? There was a bus coming!
- Oh I knew nothing would happen it was already stopping

Barciada...
by Bulletkid November 4, 2020
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Bardia

Bardia as a word means
1. The end of fall
2. A very wise person
That guy is a bardia.
Bardia is near.
by 716182729 November 17, 2016
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Barfield Classic

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.
Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.
by RandomShitter February 10, 2021
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