barbastical

Aroused and in the mood for any action that includes michael cera.

I love michael cera, I'm so barbastical right now mmm.

barbastical by conchf April 25, 2022

Breasticals 

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

Breasticals by [e-mail] August 25, 2005

Breastical 

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.

Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL

Breastical by Winking gold breastical stars August 17, 2010

Bratastical 

A girl that is too much of a brat and too stubborn to let an opportunity (ie: a guy) come close to her because she would not be in control of it.

Brett: "So what happened, did you guys go on that date?"
Matt: "Well, I wrote her name -- A-N-D-R-E-A -- in the sky with the smoke from fireworks, but she said that she had to rearrange her room -- it's alright, there's always next time!"
Brett: "Man, that girl is bratastical!"

Bratastical by Door #3 May 4, 2011

Breasticals 

At Woman: Small boobs.
At Man: Huge testicals.

Dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.

Breasticals by PizzaEatPizza November 3, 2009

breasticals 

when a womans breast are smaller then a mans testicals.

you need a boob job your mans balls are biger then your breasticals

breasticals by c310r April 8, 2011

breastical 

a word that was used in someone's definition of brah

"something that holds up womans breastical area"

breastical by jimbaee April 8, 2009