baralegal 

Barely legal teenage bitch that quenches sexual thirst

Baralegal fuck me, baralegal always by my side when i need intern assistance, i fuck all my interns for 500$ since im a rich motherfucker, i value personal wealth over democracy, anything you say will be held against you in a pool of semen

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baralegal by iwasvotedcockblockerofthemonth February 24, 2022

paralegal 

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.

Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.

paralegal by Casey Black February 24, 2010

paralegal 

An overpriced secretary.

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.

paralegal by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009

barawegasm 

See varriation: baracgasm.

bar·awe·gasm
Pronunciation: \bar-ah'-ga-zem\

Function: noun

Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + New Latin "orgasmus," from Greek "orgasmos," from "organ" to "grow ripe," "be lustful;" probably akin to Sanskrit "ūrjā," meaning, "to sap strength."

Date: circa 2009

1) an explosive discharge of awe, wonder and neuromuscular tensions at the height of Barack Obama-related news reporting.

2) physical extacy brought on by emotional arousal related to the awe and wonder of Barack Obama ; usually accompanied by a thrill going up one's leg and the ejaculation of platitudes and acolades by "unbiased" reporters.

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bar·awe·gas·mic also bar·awe·gas·tic \bar·awe·gas-tik\ adjective

Did you see CNN today? When he reported on the new 100 trillion dollar budget, Chris Mathews had another barawegasm on air.

barawegasm by Not Chris Mathews March 27, 2009

Paralegal 

A Dumb Bitch

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.

Paralegal by Tidas December 5, 2018

career paralegal 

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

career paralegal by Big Ros August 2, 2008

paralegalism 

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.

an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."

paralegalism by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018