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baralegal

Barely legal teenage bitch that quenches sexual thirst
Baralegal fuck me, baralegal always by my side when i need intern assistance, i fuck all my interns for 500$ since im a rich motherfucker, i value personal wealth over democracy, anything you say will be held against you in a pool of semen

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paralegal

An assistant in the legal field that is usually cute, with an incredibly hot body, and usually smart and doesn't mind working with lawyers, and that lawyers don't mind having around because they are smart and have hot bodies, and because they do most of the lawyer's work.
Heather is a really talented paralegal. She helps me with my briefs and helps me finish my business, in and out of court.
by Casey Black February 24, 2010
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paralegal

A paralegal is a secretary with a title.
by MeGaMangUeirA189 February 17, 2009
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barawegasm

See varriation: baracgasm.

bar·awe·gasm
Pronunciation: \bar-ah'-ga-zem\

Function: noun

Etymology: Proper name, Barack + awe + New Latin "orgasmus," from Greek "orgasmos," from "organ" to "grow ripe," "be lustful;" probably akin to Sanskrit "ūrjā," meaning, "to sap strength."

Date: circa 2009

1) an explosive discharge of awe, wonder and neuromuscular tensions at the height of Barack Obama-related news reporting.

2) physical extacy brought on by emotional arousal related to the awe and wonder of Barack Obama ; usually accompanied by a thrill going up one's leg and the ejaculation of platitudes and acolades by "unbiased" reporters.



bar·awe·gas·mic also bar·awe·gas·tic \bar·awe·gas-tik\ adjective
Did you see CNN today? When he reported on the new 100 trillion dollar budget, Chris Mathews had another barawegasm on air.
by Not Chris Mathews March 27, 2009
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Paralegal

It’s ok she’s just a paralegal she ain’t shit.
by Tidas December 5, 2018
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career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers
James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal
by Big Ros August 2, 2008
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paralegalism

something (phrase or word) that is constantly said by a paralegal through out their work day/week/month/year/lifetime.
an example of a paralegalism is " I am not an attorney."
by paralegalwiz September 4, 2018
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