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When a man gets an erection while in a bar room or club.
That girl was so fine, I got a bar on last night while drinking.
Bar On by Phedx August 26, 2013
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bar down on parkin 

the act of decimating a tendy's confidence by going cheds in hurr off bar, for a major g-note. Specifically on Parkin.

attn: no apple required.

copyright: gkaz yeah
as soon as I stepped over the blue line, I knew I was going Bar Down on Parkin.

Primetime's first NHL goal was bar down on Parkin

bar fight on ice

Ice hockey. Especially a game with multiple fights.
My favourite sport is bar fight on ice.
bar fight on ice by tkchuck January 4, 2026

Skew it on the bar-b 

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.
Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

Going jihad on the bar 

To drink all the alcohol available at the bar, until there are no beverages left.
Richard and Malcolm are going jihad on the bar. There won't be a drop of booze left when they're finished.

On Par (Kellehers Mars bar) 

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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