Los Banos is located at 37°3'44" North, 120°50'39" West (37.062356, -120.844174)1.
Los Banos is a town saturated with people that think high school are the best years of their lives. They think that the amount of alcohol they drink is indicative of how cool they are. This town is small, close minded, and inbred. Located in the San Joaquin Valley, Los Banos enjoys 100 degree summer days. Often called "The Bathrooms" because of a rought translation to english. This however is an insult to bathrooms, as nothing is shittier than Los Banos, Ca.
Person 1 - Have you been to Los Banos?
Person 2 - Yeah, it fucking sucks.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!