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Banjaxed 

An Irish colloquial term meaning one of several things

1) Broken, beyond repair

2) Tired, worn out, out of breath

3) Drunk, inebriated

4) Not functioning correctly
" Can ya give me a jont home mate? Me bleedin' honda civic is banjaxed again "

" i'm after runnin' all the way here.. and now i'm banjaxed "

" Been in the pub all after-noon mate, craic was ninty, but now i'm too banjaxed to drive "
Banjaxed by paulred2 June 30, 2009
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Banjaxed 

Broken, ruined; can also mean tired
"Bollocks! Me Capri is banjaxed!"

"Jaysus, after that lifting them bricks all day I'm bleedin' banjaxed"
Banjaxed by Dan Josuttno December 20, 2004

banjaxed 

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."
banjaxed by Johnny S. April 1, 2003
The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.
PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.
bancakes by the moody booze June 23, 2008

banjaxed 

You will have to wait a little for those prints. Our copy machine is banjaxed. A tech is working on it.
banjaxed by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

banjaxed 

fuck sake this things banjaxed!
banjaxed by shankill_nosurrender November 16, 2006
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