Bananaphobia

The fear of Banana's!

Banana's literary drive me Banana's!
-friend starts eating a banana- Stan: GET IT AWAY! I have Bananaphobia, dude! -runs away-

by HerpDerpPerpLerp June 20, 2011

bananaphobia

When somebody can't even look at or touch a banana due to extreme fear of bananas. Probably caused by repressed homosexuality.

Jason: I don't like bananas. They're so scary. I probably have bananaphobia.

by HamsterKing999 September 17, 2019

baraknaphobia

1. The fear of hope.
2. The fear of a African American becoming POTUS.

1. The segment on the Daily Show highlighting the medias fear of Barak Obama.
2. The Fox News Channel shows severe Baraknaphobia when they report on Barak Obama's "Terrorist Fist Bump."

by Tamio July 2, 2008

Blanaphobia

The fear of a person with high authority. Typically seen in a place of work.

Causes high amounts of stress.

Hey Ron I heard you suffered from Blanaphobia.

by Ricky Jacobs November 23, 2021

Balalaphobia

Fear of Arab (or Arab-looking) people.

Some argue that the root cause of the alternative energy movement in the US is not environmentalism but rather balalaphobia.

I'm not a balalaphobe. I'm a niggerphobe and a chinkophobe.

by mynameorpseudonym February 19, 2009

bananajobia

The fear of eating bananas in public because you will look like you're giving a blow job.

Man, Lucy was breaking pieces off her banana to eat them rather go back and forth on the end. She has bananajobia!

by num32 January 16, 2017