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baraknaphobic 

The fear that Barak Obama's appointment will lead to world destruction.
Bill Clinton is baraknaphobic.

Baracknophobia 

"I cannot vote for Barack Obama again in 2012, I have Baracknophobia - A fear of four more years."
Baracknophobia by HardTimes July 27, 2012

Baracknophobia 

Fear of an African-American President.
Hilary Clinton Supporter: "Barack Obama has no experience!"

Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."
Baracknophobia by Jessica Poolt January 12, 2009

Baracknaphobia 

The irrational fear of Barack Obama being elected as president. Coined by Jon Stewart.
So, does Sharon support Obama?

No, she has baracknaphobia.
Baracknaphobia by Godofgamers October 16, 2008

Bananaphobia 

The fear of Banana's!
Banana's literary drive me Banana's!
-friend starts eating a banana- Stan: GET IT AWAY! I have Bananaphobia, dude! -runs away-

Baracknophobia 

The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).
"I don't have Baracknophobia. He's a Muslim!"--Anonymous Grandmother
Baracknophobia by JohnJF June 20, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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